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    METAL GEAR SOLID Metal Gear Solid Remake - Comparison Update

    METAL GEAR SOLID Metal Gear Solid Remake - Comparison Update


    Metal Gear Solid Remake - Comparison Update

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 11:08 AM PST

    I felt this was perfect for a meme

    Posted: 04 Feb 2021 07:18 PM PST

    Got some belated Christmas gifts. They look really nice above my computer!

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 06:06 AM PST

    This is on the back side of my dog's dog tag. He even looks like DD, but with a bit more white

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 11:36 AM PST

    Passed mgs3 with 0 alerts

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 03:48 AM PST

    First Time I ever seen this. ( saw this picture in another social app)

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 05:56 AM PST

    [OC][Fan Art] Grey Fox update - sorry for being inactive lately! Spent some time turning my Cyborg Ninja card (sold) into a digital file fit for prints! Thought I’d see what you guys thought of the final image ��

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 02:17 PM PST

    Diamond Dog loyalty

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 04:24 PM PST

    Msg 3 yearly play through on 3ds

    Posted: 04 Feb 2021 06:17 PM PST

    Finally 100% completion in MGSV! Thank for 32 years of great games Mr. Kojima!

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 03:41 PM PST

    MGSV is the most serious game in the franchise

    Posted: 04 Feb 2021 11:26 PM PST

    Metal gear Sleeve

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 03:56 PM PST

    ZEKE-chan

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 01:32 PM PST

    MGS3 Parody

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 03:32 PM PST

    Ok so like 15 years ago there was this guy online named Master Teisel who wrote a MGS3 Parody on an old forum (which one I can't remember) and it was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read IMO. He wrote something like 13 chapters of it but I've never been able to find anything other than the very beginning. I'm going to post it below to see if anyone else recognizes it and happens to know what ever happened to him or the rest of the parody. Obviously all credit for it goes to Master Teisel.

    Also, please delete if this doesn't meet guidelines.

    Operation: Virtuous Mission

    Prologue

    (Major Zero's office, somewhere in Kansas)

    Zero: Jack, I've got some good news.

    Snake: You saved a bunch of money o--

    Zero: Shut up, now. We're sending you to Russia, in what we like to call the Virtuous Mission.

    Snake: Virtual Mission?

    Zero: No, the Virtuous Mission.

    Snake: The Viral Michigan?

    Zero: No, Snake, listen, it's the Virtual Mi--

    Snake: Right, the Vertical Misfits.

    Zero: Snake, no, you--Okay, look, let's just get on with this. You remember the incident that happened just last week, right?

    Snake: You mean the one that was publicized nation wide by a variety of news sources and media outputs, an event that shocked the nation and established a newfound sense of patriotism in our loyal citizens?

    Zero: Yes, that one.

    Snake: Never heard of it.

    Zero: ...The Cuban Missile Crisis, you twit.

    Snake: Oh, THAT. Yeah, what about it?

    Zero: Well, everything about that event was a hoax.

    Snake: You mean, it never happened?

    Zero: No, no, not like that! I meant like how everything turned out. That whole crap about us giving Cuba some wimpy little rockets was just a front. What they really wanted was a man named Sokolov.

    Snake: Sokolov? That's his full name?

    Zero: No, it's just that the author can't remember the rest of it. Anyways, Sokolov is a smart man. He likes to invent rockets and other contraptions of the sort, and now it seems that he's working on some brand new device.

    Snake: A singing novelty fish that hangs on a wall and makes witty catchphrases?

    Zero: ...No, Snake.

    Snake: Oh. Because that would rock.

    Zero: Again, shut up. Sokolov's inventing some sort of revolutionary nuclear weapon, and we have to put a stop to it.

    Snake: Do I get to kill him?

    Zero: What?! No, we need Sokolov ALIVE, Snake.

    Snake: Wouldn't it just be easier to kill him and prevent the completion of thi--

    Zero: Do you think logic is going to save our country, Snake?

    Snake: OUR country? You're from England! What the hell are you doing here anyway?

    Zero: Actually, I'm from Detroit. The chicks love a man with an accent, though.

    Snake: Wha?

    Zero: Nothing! Here's some plane tickets. Get onboard so we can toss you out of the plane like a ninnyhammer. You have health insurance, right?

    Snake: What are yo--

    Zero: Eh, well, it doesn't matter, you don't have much to live for anyways. Now, go out there and fill your patriotic duty!

    Snake: WAIT! I never agreed to--

    Zero: (turns on a blaring radio) Oh, sorry, Snake! Can't hear you! The Beatles are on! Now go! Get out!

    (Zero pushes Snake out the door, slamming it behind him. Snake turns around, facing the door, angry)

    Snake: Lil' friggin'...I'll pee on his welcome mat, dammit.

    Chapter One: Proper Skydiving Techniques

    (Above the Soviet airspace, 6:14 a.m., aboard the plane. Snake sits on a bench in the hangar, smoking a cigar, while Zero and Para-Medic wait in the cockpit. A gaurd walks over to Snake in the hangar, pointing.)

    Gaurd:Hey, put out that cigar.

    Snake: ...

    Gaurd: ...

    (The gaurd turns away from Snake)

    Gaurd: Does this pantywaits know what he's doing?

    Snake: Aw, HELL naw!

    (Snake breaks the gaurds neck, opens a door, and throws the gaurd out of the plane)

    Zero: (over radio) Snake! What the hell did you do that for?!

    Snake: That asscrack called me a pantywaist!

    Zero: Snake, you can't just go around killing people left and right! For all you know, their ghosts might come and attack you in some strange hallucination!

    Snake: PFFT! Yeah, right, Major!

    Zero: Just sit tight, you tempermental monkey. We'll be there soon.

    (A flight attendent steps in front of Snake)

    Attendant: Thank you for flying FOX airways, the most secretive and covert military transport since 1964!

    Snake: But it IS 196--

    Attendant: Remember, when jumping out of a plane, please remember to carry a parachute. To use the parachute, pull the cord located on the right side of the backpack, and hold on tight to the straps that fly out! Remember to discard the parachute whenever you're done. We don't want any litterbugs! Tee-hee!

    Snake: ...Riiiight.

    Zero: Snake, we've arrived at the landing zone. Move to the rear of the hangar.

    Attendant: Would you like anything before you start your patriotic suicide?

    Snake: Got any peanuts?

    Attendant: I'll go check! Wait one moment!

    (Snake stands up, and the back of the hangar begins to open up. The overtly dramatic and adrenaline-pumped music begins to start playing. The flight attendant turns around to walk away. Before she leaves, Snake slaps her on the rear, smiling pervertedly. The flight attendant turns around angrily, and kicks Snake in the crotch.)

    Snake: X_X OW, MY ****ING REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS.

    (Snake falls to the ground, clutching his groin in pain. The wind from the back of the plane pulls Snake in, and he rolls towards the end of the hangar, still in a fetal position, and falls out of the plane. Snake continues to fall in the same position, until he manages to pry his hand away from his aching wedding tackle long enough to pull the ripcord on his parachute. The parachute opens up, as Snake floats down into the jungle below...)

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    PS1 Edit of my cat

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 02:30 PM PST

    PS1 Edit of my cat

    So, during dinner, my father and i were talking of how the cat only cares about us when we have food. And she LOUDLY begs for it.

    And then he said " When i have to go to work at 6 a.m and i have to avoid the cat, it's like in that PS1 game with the alarms that i played when i was younger and that i gave you, i can't find the title ". I said it that it was MGS

    And then, i had an idea : Photoshop our cat into Metal Gear Solid on the PS1

    And here it is

    I present you : METAL GEAR SOLID - TACTICAL ESPIONAGE RÉGLISSE

    submitted by /u/Witheld-
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    FOB

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 11:44 AM PST

    Do people still play FOB on xbox? I see peoples bases and idk if defending is even a option anymore

    submitted by /u/awsomegame9999
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    I drew myself in the MGSV art style :)

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 10:07 AM PST

    Young Snake Spam

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 12:41 PM PST

    This is not pretty good

    Posted: 04 Feb 2021 11:02 PM PST

    Sometimes I have flashbacks of this and wonder how I did it

    Posted: 04 Feb 2021 08:03 PM PST

    Is Metal Gear Survive worth playing on sale?

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 08:33 AM PST

    Hi All,

    I have played and beaten all of the main series MGS games (as well as MGRR) several times each and have over 100+ hours put into MGSV: TPP alone. I'm about 10 hours into Death Stranding (No Spoilers for that game please), which I'm enjoying thus far, and was wondering if MG Survive was worth picking up on Steam Sale? I know it won't be the same as MGSV but I thought it might be an interesting pick up to experience as a weird expansion to MGSV: TPP. Any thoughts / Info would be appreciated.

    submitted by /u/Remix367
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    MGS 2 and MGS 3 language

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 01:05 PM PST

    Hey guys, I want to buy MGS 2 and MGS 3 (Ps2), but it's from a Swiss website, the thing is... By buying in a Swiss webiste there is any possibility that the games are in french?

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    How to beat psycho mantiss on an emulator (so no controller ports) (twin snakes remake)

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 01:00 PM PST

    So YES I do know about shooting the statues, but apparently they gave the statues more health in the gamecube remake that I'm playing and all the ammo in all my usable weapons isn't enough to break even one of the statues, and all my explosives don't work because he sets them off in my face. what do I do here? is there a reason the statues won't break?

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    Is it ethical to fulton S++ staff from a cheater's FOB?

    Posted: 05 Feb 2021 08:37 AM PST

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